Monday, October 12, 2009

Come on Baby, Light My Fire

Slowly burning away, I am the animate equivalent of this candle. (Just to clarify, I did not employ a dangling modifier -- slowly burning away modifies the noun I for I am burning away. Shame on you if you assumed it should modify candle).

All I want for Columbus Day (United States of America), Thanksgiving (Canada), o Dia Mundial da Criança (Brasil) is a staycation.

Just read: "Feefawfum. I zmellz de bloodz odz an Iridzman." - James Joyce, Ulysses ("Proteus")

The stream-of-conscious of an underworked work-a-holic. Surrealism at its finest. You So Real mixtape. Download it. I compiled it. Tell me what you think. Que piensas? Que vocês acham? Was denkst du? Mixtape. Compilation. Fitter, happier, more productive.

Sorry, did I say animate? I meant inanimate.